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	James Fox @jamescfox
George Carlin kind of nails it on UFOs: https://t.co/sxJbQIdwel

Jun-30,2022 21:17 Likes：162 Retweets：35 Tweet URL

	NowThis @nowthisnews
In light of the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade, this clip of legendary stand-up comic George Carlin slamming conservatives and their anti-abortion argument is making the rounds 20+ years later.

Jun-24,2022 17:21 Likes：13,958 Retweets：5,932 Tweet URL

	Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports
“Think of how stupid the average person is and then realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

Jun-25,2022 19:49 Likes：10,795 Retweets：1,758 Tweet URL

	Gina says relax🎶 @Jyndaru
“Just because the monkey’s off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.” —George Carlin 💊 #Addiction is one hell of a drug. I quit taking Valium in 2018 and still get cravings and #withdrawal symptoms. It's not as awful now, but still bad enough to make life difficult.

Jul-01,2022 06:25 Likes：1 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	PJ @jgehrwashere
There's a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it. George Carlin

Jul-01,2022 06:23 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	PJ @jgehrwashere
“I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.” George Carlin

Jul-01,2022 06:22 Likes：1 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Beau Sharbrough @beausharbrough
Close. They're shitty waste products from power plants and rich corporate polluters. To quote George Carlin, "That's not my shit." SCOTUS says we can't prevent them from drowning us in THEIR shit.

Jul-01,2022 06:21 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Jason Harrison @GreedyRunner
George Carlin on Muhammad Ali Protesting Vietnam https://t.co/g3ROOpgb6f via @YouTube

Jul-01,2022 06:10 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Whale Alerts @CryptoConekt
🚀💰$1,115,601 $ETHB LONG @$1,056.75 \| 7/1 10:07:40 🏦 Binance \| #ETHBUSD Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin

Jul-01,2022 06:07 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Patriotman @Patriotman19
@jamescfox George Carlin kinda nailed a lot of things.

Jul-01,2022 06:05 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

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	AggroArts 🇺🇦🌻 {Tick Tick Boom} @EphemeralArts
Cut to George Carlin's bit on "Shellshock".

Jul-01,2022 05:32 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Thomas Harris @TommyH0420
@AndyBurnhamGM My favorite quote from the late George Carlin.

Jul-01,2022 05:32 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Craig A @Mercury_United
@strangerous10 George Carlin, both hilariously funny and scarily accurate at the same time!

Jul-01,2022 05:31 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Tyramizous Workshop @Tyra_Mizou
@DIEZEIT well...George Carlin said it already: https://t.co/VtFkoVlSt4

Jul-01,2022 05:28 Likes：1 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Davis @davis_1134
@BruceBraden @Thom_Hartmann George Carlin said it best….

Jul-01,2022 05:23 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Bucharin @Vrdegrundsdikt1
George Carlin was a cringy liberal that would have hated your guts if he still lived

Jul-01,2022 05:22 Likes：8 Retweets：1 Tweet URL

	Looneytunes @MummaJo66
@dax_bane @WendyRogersAZ george carlin is funny

Jul-01,2022 05:18 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	MICHAEL RICHARDSON🌊🌊🌊🌊 @MICHAEL1photog
George Carlin on abortion was right on point! https://t.co/3CjqVnUZzh

Jul-01,2022 05:09 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Jack Christal Gattanella @JackGattanella
If George Carlin wasn't dead already, seeing this Euphemism (and that's putting it so charitably) would've given him a stroke - and he once said "any day now I expect a rape victim to be called an "unwilling sperm recipient!"

Jul-01,2022 05:01 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	🆄🅰🅿🅶🅾🅳🆉 @UAPGodz
Hi @g_knapp is this you and George Carlin?? How was it like this encounter? I love Carlin's perspective on the universe and UFOs. Thanks for all your work!

Jul-01,2022 05:01 Likes：1 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Jasmine Oldham @JasmineOldham1
George Carlin On Religion https://t.co/x9foiWVQ5p via @YouTube

Jul-01,2022 04:43 Likes：1 Retweets：1 Tweet URL

	Big T @BigT07752864
@NoMoreGreed “Ignorant citizens elect ignorant leaders, it’s that simple. Your ignorance is their power”. George Carlin Inform - educate - mobilise.

Jul-01,2022 04:42 Likes：2 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Reksat 💉💉💉💉 @primaryprime
@strangerous10 George Carlin got better and better, the older he got Saw some original sketches and not so good when starting out I love all his work

Jul-01,2022 04:38 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	calvin m. @shakirarulz
George Carlin - Abortion https://t.co/OO1DqWfAUN via @YouTube @ledalotharia

Jul-01,2022 04:33 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Mr Dingo @Dingo7Alex
“Religion convinced the world there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. There's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! And he needs money!” George Carlin.

Jul-01,2022 04:33 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	🔞Dark🔞~影になる @ryker_dark
"Rights are not rights if they can be TAKEN AWAY, all we have ever had in this country is a list of temporary privileges". George Carlin

Jul-01,2022 04:31 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	🌌💫Sophia💫🌌 @SophiaDarkstars
@A13KCF1 @DoniTheDon_ George Carlin said it years ago “ it’s a big club and you ain’t in it!”

Jul-01,2022 04:25 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Kevin J. O'Conner @kevinjoconner
@NikaMelkozerova George Carlin was saying that back in 1992… https://t.co/HA2UhCeMB3

Jul-01,2022 04:22 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Carlinist since ‘93 @EnzoG5169
@iCANTTKUSRIUSLY George Carlin, Jim Carrey, Chris Rock, Steve Martin.

Jul-01,2022 04:19 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	𝙲𝚘𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚂𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝙻𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚕 ☯︎ @TheCoachinator
@4MR_Monty I am guilty of this. George Carlin, Robin Williams, Chris Farley, @pennjillette , and some coaches obviously. Before coaching football I wanted to be an astronaut, then I wanted to do magic or improv I only know a couple of tricks though not enough to fool Penn

Jul-01,2022 04:19 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	A White Dingo @awhitedingo
@JohnBarronUSA @PeterWMurphy1 George Carlin. The last word on #ABORTIONS, #ProLife, #conservatives, and omelettes. Part 1

Jul-01,2022 04:13 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Jayne H @Cali49168427
@SaulAya4269 @SMSalas14 Do you mean that "Mommy, Mommy I want to go around and around on that thing that makes you go puke?". As well said in part by George Carlin.

Jul-01,2022 04:00 Likes：1 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	J G @JG16345
@Courageeagle @BettiBern @crohkor @MikeNollett @RepMTG 6 corporations control 90% of the media, so I’m not surprised. George Carlin, Who Owns America, said it best. If you haven’t watched Russell Brand’s YouTube, you should. He’s great too.

Jul-01,2022 03:57 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Nick Peters @peterstlc
If you haven't heard of George Carlin do yourself a favor. https://t.co/Fo6fHJ45fW

Jul-01,2022 03:54 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Jordan Engle (SaintClare) 🌋 @RealSaintClare
Why are people just discovering George Carlin now and not, like, in 2016?

Jul-01,2022 03:51 Likes：2 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Coacher33 @dknight431
@mdcraw4d @Super70sSports Remember George Carlin sportscaster: "And we have a partial score from the West Coast...3..."😄😄😄

Jul-01,2022 03:47 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	S T R E T C H @stretchmc
@_mitchmitchell Nice one Mitch. One of the many factors I picked up on my lifetime research into cause of illness. Did you ever hear the George Carlin bit on disease?

Jul-01,2022 03:46 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	A Prime Number @37prime
July 1st, 2022 Random Brain Droppings (Yeah, it was inspired by George Carlin) - Rebirth of Cruel - Who cares about the World? - It wasn’t mentioned in the scripture. - Reshaping the World, one cruelty at a time. - There’s only one way to live and it ain’t yours.

Jul-01,2022 03:42 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Paul Woodburn @Paulus_Colossus
@TheAndrewJRyan @LanceStorm @EoGWrestling Soft language as George Carlin pointed out.

Jul-01,2022 03:33 Likes：1 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	(((THEE R.A. Roth Supports Ukraine, Fuck Putin!))) @fantagor
George Carlin's euphemisms bit finally came to full fetid fruition.

Jul-01,2022 03:26 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Chef Boyarewefucked @gucci_heaux
My sense of humor lies at the crux of Eric Andre, George Carlin, and Doja Cat

Jul-01,2022 03:12 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Matthew Barberio @mb103001
George Carlin nails it again, as he often did. While I don't agree with what his views on religion were he really does use the comparison between religion, ufology, and the media well here.

Jul-01,2022 03:10 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Bez 🚀 @Bez36418378
@sfh300 @sueperkins George carlin?

Jul-01,2022 03:04 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	RichiB @richi_b
@RonFilipkowski @LAWriter “Redefining slavery as ‘involuntary relocation’” is a fine example of political correctness. It reminds me of George Carlin redefining a rape victim as “involuntary semen recipient”

Jul-01,2022 03:00 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Revolutionary_Jack @ElvingJack
@RDMacQ Satire in the classical sense, whether it's Jonathan Swift, Mark Twain, or Voltaire was genuinely mean spirited exposing the ideology, thought process, false values, and so on to ridicule. Same with Monty Python, George Carlin, Richard Pryor. 01/

Jul-01,2022 02:57 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Lawrence Chichetti @tamebull1
A Hybridization I'm George Carlin Hunter S. Thompson and Phillip K. Dick in one

Jul-01,2022 02:55 Likes：1 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	ComedyBeastRadio @CBeastradio
George Carlin - Children Are Our Future [Explicit]

Jul-01,2022 02:43 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	thecrowdview @thecrowdview
MRT @tim_fargo #motivation Always do whatever's next. - George Carlin #quote #quoteoftheday

Jul-01,2022 02:39 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	The Foaling Man @FoalingMan
@FranP20 @NoLieWithBTC George Carlin said the owners of the country would never allow it. Let's surprise them. VOTE like your life depends on it. Haven't they made it obvious that it does? 11/8/22 VOTE!

Jul-01,2022 02:30 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Ros Kean @ros2456
@RedVioletPanda @OhNoSheTwitnt As George Carlin said, “the planet is going to be just fine, it’s been through a lot worse. The people are gonna be f#cked.”

Jul-01,2022 02:19 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Kevin Tyson 🇺🇸 @KevinTyson76
@julieanngirly @Scottergate @caroljsroth There's NO comedy anymore. There's NO entertainment anymore. Everything is either sexist, racist, or subject to having a forced minority. Imagine if George Carlin were alive today.

Jul-01,2022 02:18 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	🇺🇸 Mike ✝️ @Mikezilla87
@missesthe9Os I’ve always been Pro-Life. I’ve never been AntiWoman. George Carlin’s view is invalid

Jul-01,2022 02:06 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Jessica Rosengard @JRosengard
Imagine what George Carlin would say if he were alive?

Jul-01,2022 02:02 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @ThaScarecro
They should show George Carlin in schools.

Jul-01,2022 02:00 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Italian Food Gatekeeper @CleanCatch_
George Carlin couldn’t say “Shit Piss Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits” on TV but I can’t say “Aye I want some Pussy” on Tik Tok without getting immediately community guidelined.

Jul-01,2022 01:57 Likes：1 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	visakan veerasamy @visakanv
@vgr a fun george carlin heuristic: "The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is"

Jul-01,2022 01:52 Likes：21 Retweets：3 Tweet URL

	Anassa Memmo @AnassaMemmo
George Carlin about abortion and 'the sanctity of life'. https://t.co/KExOX5XeV5 via @YouTube

Jul-01,2022 01:45 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Mayor Pufnstuf @pufmeister
"The difference between the Democrats & the Republicans is that Democrats care for people, Republicans care for property." ~George Carlin

Jul-01,2022 01:43 Likes：9 Retweets：4 Tweet URL

	Ee. Ke Motswana. @gurlstar6778
@AndiswaMadikazi "The problem is the people. The people suck, fuck hope" - George Carlin

Jul-01,2022 01:33 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Il K @Si1verBlood
@unicringe @winchsuf @DaithiDeNogla Pls go watch George Carlin to educate yourself on why context is important and why slurs are not always used for hatespeach.

Jul-01,2022 01:32 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Tim Fargo 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 @tim_fargo
Always do whatever's next. - George Carlin #quote #quoteoftheday

Jul-01,2022 01:31 Likes：2 Retweets：2 Tweet URL

	Metalheadrailfan @metalheadrailf1
@Nictrain123 "Can't you just sense how eager the rest of the universe is for us to show up?" - George Carlin

Jul-01,2022 01:31 Likes：1 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	The Maestro @MaestroRandy
Now Playing on Q108 Kingston George Carlin on Merv Griffin by George Carlin https://t.co/96Cn2eRrch Buy song https://t.co/pc9GZ8hVlQ

Jul-01,2022 01:30 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	TJ Washington☮️🇺🇸🇺🇦🌻 @wash_gton
George Carlin - religion short https://t.co/IBMQcnBHnO

Jul-01,2022 01:27 Likes：2 Retweets：1 Tweet URL

	Bugs @bugs_me
@Meidas_Wendy George Carlin once said something like, “We don’t have rights in this country, we have privileges, rights can’t be taken away, but privileges can.”

Jul-01,2022 01:25 Likes：1 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	sniff @ilovemalig
I’m like the George Carlin and my audience is the collection of empty mugs in my room

Jul-01,2022 01:25 Likes：1 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	jim foster @jimnfzs
@ifindkarma @BlueWave22_24 @pttrn_ntgrty I miss George Carlin that's the tweet.

Jul-01,2022 01:23 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	George Carlin Comedy Vault @WeiserAlby
So this is it We're down to a fucking rich old white guy in his eighties that couldn't even get the nomination twice before and whatever worthless piece of fascist shit the Nazis offer us ... "This is what we have to offer, folks. Garbage in. Garbage out."- George Carlin

Jul-01,2022 01:20 Likes：9 Retweets：1 Tweet URL

	Real Muthaphuckkin G @ESNQSPX
George Carlin - Saving the Planet https://t.co/ZxVev5kFC2 🤣🤣

Jul-01,2022 01:11 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	K.C @KC_202020
To quote George Carlin - "Soft language makes soft people."

Jul-01,2022 01:02 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Robert Johnson @RobertJ04760227
@GawgaCracka @windsandstrings @PJSRUNHIGHWAY @Wahboom @kcinor @Snaproll381 @S51781902 @HarryMi47749146 @robcarlson20 @Michael073153 @BoHunter41 @2d7ba3001f664c9 @Quin4Trump @AdamTay99838637 @ABCforAmerica @CharismaKings @Rosemar06585176 @DodyM38 @coyne_sheryl @StaceytheGhost @Gracetou1 @patriot_hammer @RepublicNewYork @LaughTrackItsT1 @trippy731 @rolie_tom @cheffijay @MarilynLavala @angryrockbird @Eevildebs1 @MichaelMM1962 @DeenaKeys @MM9stuff1 @NEWZHQ @PapaJoJoTV @KrissyB007 @JoeHill_Music @smrose29 @Lauria1960 @DeplorableTcher @KKMoriconi @01ota @1Beached @wildangel1968 @WeStand4theFlag @x4eileen @Fly63_ @carrielea85 @1DrSCARECROW Thank You you were all very supportive except this person this isn’t a comedy club we aren’t watching George Carlin and having drinks and dinner. Everyone else you were Awesome.

Jul-01,2022 01:00 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Erika Branch @ErikaBranch
@TickingTurtle @POTUS Churches are already taxed: church members pay taxes and the money the church “makes” is all given to the church by the church (members). Therefore, taxing churches would be double taxation on its members. Don’t forget that George Carlin was a comedian.

Jul-01,2022 00:58 Likes：1 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Richard Blackmore @RichieRicardos
that's being jammed up their assholes everyday. Because the owners of this country know the truth: it's called the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.” George Carlin RIP

Jul-01,2022 00:56 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	josh “baby” walrus #standwithukraine🇺🇦 @iamjoshwalrus
@bluenamicomin George Carlin

Jul-01,2022 00:55 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	ComedyBeastRadio @CBeastradio
George Carlin - You Have No Rights [Explicit]

Jul-01,2022 00:54 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Robert Johnson @RobertJ04760227
@Theresa89798981 This is not acceptable because I don’t know what could possibly be so funny. This isn’t a Comedy Club we are not watching George Carlin and having drinks and dinner. Everyone else thanks for all your support. 👀 That’s all I have to say about this.

Jul-01,2022 00:51 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	The Man They Call Bob @bobhansenjokes
Watching the George Carlin documentary on HBO Max. Astonished to discover that other comedians have lied to me for years. Turns out he and Richard Pryor were two separate guys.

Jul-01,2022 00:51 Likes：2 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	STL GAL @StlGal_36
“Conservatives don’t give a shit about you until you reach military age. Then they think you’re just fine! Just what they’ve been looking for! Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.” -George Carlin

Jul-01,2022 00:49 Likes：3 Retweets：1 Tweet URL

	Marc Griffin @montrealmarc
Happy to be Canadian. Not proud to be Canadian. George Carlin speaks the truth:

Jul-01,2022 00:47 Likes：1 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Robert Johnson @RobertJ04760227
@LoraBethann @GawgaCracka @windsandstrings @PJSRUNHIGHWAY @Wahboom @kcinor @Snaproll381 @S51781902 @HarryMi47749146 @robcarlson20 @Michael073153 @BoHunter41 @2d7ba3001f664c9 @Quin4Trump @ABCforAmerica @CharismaKings @Rosemar06585176 @DodyM38 @coyne_sheryl @StaceytheGhost @Gracetou1 @patriot_hammer @RepublicNewYork @LaughTrackItsT1 @trippy731 @rolie_tom @cheffijay @MarilynLavala @angryrockbird @Eevildebs1 @MichaelMM1962 @DeenaKeys @MM9stuff1 @NEWZHQ @PapaJoJoTV @KrissyB007 @JoeHill_Music @smrose29 @Lauria1960 @DeplorableTcher @KKMoriconi @01ota @1Beached @wildangel1968 @Theresa89798981 @VelvetBennett6 @ViviNMtl @skb_sara @CurtisM34039754 Maybe we should bring out George Carlin to. THINK BEFORE YOU TWEET! THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THIS! Last time I looked this wasn’t a comedy club nor was this a comedy show. Unless you are going to be a comedian don’t quit your day job. Everyone else thanks for your support.

Jul-01,2022 00:45 Likes：0 Retweets：1 Tweet URL

	Rōnin (浪人) @Saint_Sociopath
George Carlin's stand-up is like... my lifestyle 😂

Jul-01,2022 00:44 Likes：1 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Teddy McSporran still wears a mask @Old_Geezer58
@jujuadl71 George Carlin, like all good comedians, spoke of the nuances of the human race. And I agree with his statement about religion, one of the most evil things EVER used by humans to justify their actions.

Jul-01,2022 00:42 Likes：2 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	JohnOz1900 @JohnOz1900
@FreakingLiberal @TomFitton “The planet.” See what George Carlin has to say about “saving the planet”.

Jul-01,2022 00:42 Likes：4 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	EducateED @EducateEd
The most relevant content and it was made in 2005!!!! On Prime : George Carlin:Life is Worth Losing! It is real and frightening and the narrative we all need to hear and watch right now. Perfect use of words and rhythm. #lessons #relevancy #comedy #poignant

Jul-01,2022 00:40 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Sarah Eishen @AztecFemBone
@RepStefanik "If you're preborn, you're fine. If you're preschool, you're f*cked."--George Carlin

Jul-01,2022 00:40 Likes：2 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	💣 shackleton 💣 @shackle_ton
I like how Norm MacDonald has taken over from George Carlin as the default dead comedian people use to put text over which he didn't say "but probably would have!"

Jul-01,2022 00:40 Likes：41 Retweets：2 Tweet URL

	PETA @Peta89269715
@jujuadl71 Isn’t he great!!! My son introduced me to George Carlin. He says anything about everything that we’ve all been trying to put into words forever. Sadly, he’s gone but his philosophical views on life live on. Thanks JJ

Jul-01,2022 00:39 Likes：4 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Shok @fdaallday
Please join me tonight 10pm pdt for a short & sweet Request Mode. Friday night, we will have a movie night. Either be EMERGENCY or the George Carlin Doc or both. 😉 Hope to see @everyone soon. I will be in the UK next week. DasPikNik this Sunday! https://t.co/lDMeS4kOv8

Jul-01,2022 00:39 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	News Views ™ @VegasVisions
Feel free to steal it. It’s from a monologue done by George Carlin and a meme I’ve had for a decade getting rusty.

Jul-01,2022 00:35 Likes：3 Retweets：1 Tweet URL

	sellingdreams@floridarealtor @glen_marti
@cat_barnes30 It also has a choice and if it doesn't let's hope somebody's dick does. The late great George Carlin once said "she's so ugly I wouldn't screw her with a stolen dick" these feminazis help me understand his reasoning more and more each day.

Jul-01,2022 00:29 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

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	Silverbull @Silverb95453037
@PeterDClack Hahaha OMG its a comedy,Bill hicks & George carlin would have months worth of content with this circus

Jul-01,2022 06:01 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Pucks_mom @PucksM
“Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dik that’s being jammed up their ahles every day. Because the owners of this country know the truth it’s called the American Dream ‘cuz you have to be asleep to believe it.” George Carlin

Jul-01,2022 06:01 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Duck Gallagher @bfinau004
George Carlin on #RoeVWade https://t.co/0cw9KaCEzC

Jul-01,2022 05:53 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Jake Woodhouse @jakeeswoodhouse
George Carlin - It's A BIG Club & You Ain't In It! Never heard this before, well said that man! @HodlersWay @bitcoinimker https://t.co/9g0zt7YZjx

Jul-01,2022 05:47 Likes：2 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	KahleeseeStark @KahleeseeStark
"Get on the plane. Get on the plane." "Fuck you. I'm getting IN the plane." - George Carlin

Jul-01,2022 05:43 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Wow Machine Radio @WowMachineRadio
-#Comedy #Music #Random- You Never Know What You Will Hear Next! #NowPlaying George Carlin - Golf Courses for the Homeless https://t.co/7ibTExSk9F

Jul-01,2022 05:39 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	"Chief Justice" Brass @BrassVon
@Disposable_Zer0 @MdVet4 And not in the George Carlin haha sick joke kind of way

Jul-01,2022 05:39 Likes：1 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	Truth Seeker @carrasquilloc1
@MrStephenOyoung I love John Stewart he's one of the best reasonable voices we have in our generation right up there with George Carlin in my opinion.

Jul-01,2022 05:35 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL

	S James @SJames61173519
@AOC To quote the late, great George Carlin, "The planet is fine, the people are f*$ked!"

Jul-01,2022 05:32 Likes：0 Retweets：0 Tweet URL