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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Democrats Demand Republicans Pay Them Reparations For Freeing Their Slaves
Jun-19,2021 22:38
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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Biden Announces Putin Meeting Was A Success, Hunter Now Has A Job With Russian Pipeline
Jun-19,2021 16:00
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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
BREAKING: Kamala Harris Hit With Joker Laugh Gas Attack --- UPDATE: False Alarm. She Was Simply Asked A Question About Children Locked Up At The Border
Jun-20,2021 12:00
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OzCryptoBackAgain
@JackDarcey2
@TheOne34607147 @TheBabylonBee It’s a joke, with a serious undercurrent, makes you think eh
Jun-20,2021 22:58
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t
@t75113641
@TheBabylonBee Now that’s funny right there
Jun-20,2021 22:57
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Under Pressure
@AbandonInPlace
@GregKeg1 @TheBabylonBee Carnation Instant Bitch.
Jun-20,2021 22:55
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Nancy
@Nancy_DeMaria_
@TheBabylonBee Not a bad idea. Lol
Jun-20,2021 22:55
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Juan Andres Martinez
@KnomadSpeaks
@kingkang200 @TheBabylonBee You should go visit @CNN, I heard those posts are even funnier.
Jun-20,2021 22:54
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Sol l 🇺🇸 🇮🇱⚾️
@szlava97
Where’s Bubba Wallace? 😂😂😂😂😂
Jun-20,2021 22:54
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WarRoomGOP45
@WGop45
@TheBabylonBee @LisaMarieBoothe Someone is pulling the strings and it’s not Sleepy 💤 Joe !
Jun-20,2021 22:54
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A Christian non-profit is challenging the IRS after the agency denied them tax-exempt status saying “the Bible’s teachings are typically affiliated with the Republican Party and candidates.”
Jun-20,2021 22:34
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Kevin Hewicker
@Knightmaster452
@TheBabylonBee If Megan was on the cover, I’d burn it.
Jun-20,2021 22:53
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Shauncat
@Shauncat
@TheBabylonBee @bizlet7 All the replies going "well yeah because of internet porn" haven't really considered how ugly Internet porn is compared to top-end models who don't have the look of spiritual death in their eyes.
Jun-20,2021 22:52
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Dean Cooper
@EdanOpkur
@TheBabylonBee Reminds me when Rush Limbaugh was hired by ESPN but was then fired because he was, "controversial". 🤣
Jun-20,2021 22:52
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Chris ✝️🇺🇲
@RealChris750
@RealC0rnP0p @TheBabylonBee Maybe he will get a show about reviewing potatoes foods.
Jun-20,2021 22:51
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Jager
@Jager_Kommando
@TheBabylonBee Literally almost any. But, still planning to become a cop lmao
Jun-20,2021 22:49
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Save America Now 🇺🇸
@Luv2TenDance
@leslibless Is this for real? Looks like @TheBabylonBee to me!!
Jun-20,2021 22:49
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Displaced Texan
@WhiteW2Sugars
@Stephotollc @TheBabylonBee @mliz77 It makes you wonder if they are just tired of being in business. Retail suicide is always an option, I guess... #GoWokeGoBroke
Jun-20,2021 22:48
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DoneWithGreys
@mtnrunfx
@kingkang200 @TheBabylonBee Not THAT Swift, 🤡. Try Jonathan.
Jun-20,2021 22:48
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blondie
@blondbyrd
It would work 👏👏
Jun-20,2021 22:48
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You Drive, Austere!
@jabozoff
@RealC0rnP0p @TheBabylonBee Food Network loses 72% viewership.
Jun-20,2021 22:47
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  Latest News
A Christian non-profit is challenging the IRS after the agency denied them tax-exempt status saying “the Bible’s teachings are typically affiliated with the Republican Party and candidates.”
Jun-20,2021 22:34
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Ben Ha-meen
@benlogslowski
@c3po2011g @ContextBee @TheBabylonBee This just shows how stupid liberals are...

Jun-20,2021 22:47
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frank j rojas
@frankjrojas1
SI swimsuit edition up next.
Jun-20,2021 22:46
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Jennifer Kappa
@jenkappa
@TheBabylonBee @GodHelpUsTX Hysterical. They would probably have the best ratings in the history of the network!
Jun-20,2021 22:45
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Carol
@Carol93368445
@TheBabylonBee Cnn would only hire Trump to boost their sagging ratings.
Jun-20,2021 22:43
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Dario Testaverde
@iltestaverde
@TheBabylonBee It would be wonderful
Jun-20,2021 22:42
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Curtdoh
@CurtisLDurbin
@TheBabylonBee This may have been funnier if you left out the race angle in the humor. I think most dad's already know their children slowly choke the life out of them. Probably the way to go with this one, the tie just being one more symbol of it, albeit physically not metaphorically.
Jun-20,2021 22:40
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MadMemaw
@roblynnm
Sometimes the posts from Babylon Bee make me laugh out loud......
Jun-20,2021 22:40
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Terri Chambers Cary
@TerriChambersC1
@TheBabylonBee @atensnut Hell NO!
Jun-20,2021 22:38
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stanley_omo_
@stanley_omo_1
@TheBabylonBee @Unathi_Kwaza Greatest trader of all time @kimberlyalr88 I never believed it until I experienced it, for start I deposited $600 to test the waters, in a week I got a return of $6300, her diligence and honesty is undeniable,thanks @kimberlyalr88 for helping me outon how Bitcoin investment works
Jun-20,2021 22:36
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Step-Papa John Paul III
@itchy_bonez
@JT2V @TheBabylonBee Remember Donald's recent little silly web diary thing that lasted for like 2 weeks. How were those ratings?
Jun-20,2021 22:36
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king kang (Malarkey-Man) 🇵🇸
@kingkang200
@KnightofRue @TheBabylonBee I might consider it, I have already considered filing a class action lawsuit against the Babylon Bee and I have sent in all of these harassment comments to my lawyers
Jun-20,2021 22:36
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patriot trapped in 🇨🇦
@Waitingforthes8
@TheBabylonBee this is the best one yet
Jun-20,2021 22:35
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Rebecca Horvath
@RebeccaJHorvath
😂 truth!
Jun-20,2021 22:35
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christine maffia
@franchrismaf
@TheBabylonBee CNN would have to really hire Trump to get their ratings out of the bargain basement!
Jun-20,2021 22:34
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Cindy Grice
@99Cindygrice
@TheBabylonBee Love it 😂😂
Jun-20,2021 22:33
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Andrew Spanton
@voiceofforex
@leslibless Cmon. This must be from the @TheBabylonBee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jun-20,2021 22:32
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KnightofRue, Lord of Hougun Manor
@KnightofRue
@kingkang200 @TheBabylonBee Sue me.
Jun-20,2021 22:32
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cat
@cat59960076
@TheBabylonBee It would be yuge
Jun-20,2021 22:30
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USAFdude84
@USAFdude84
@TheBabylonBee If this wasn't just parody, CNN's ratings would be yuuuuuuuuuge
Jun-20,2021 22:30
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Jeff Van Sloten
@JeffVS50
@TheBabylonBee @TonyBrunoShow Watching paint dry should be #1.
Jun-20,2021 22:30
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Andrew Spanton
@voiceofforex
Is this from you guys @TheBabylonBee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jun-20,2021 22:30
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king kang (Malarkey-Man) 🇵🇸
@kingkang200
@KnomadSpeaks @TheBabylonBee It’s not because it isn’t funny
Jun-20,2021 22:29
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king kang (Malarkey-Man) 🇵🇸
@kingkang200
@alotofgameskent @TheBabylonBee Sharp as steel
Jun-20,2021 22:29
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king kang (Malarkey-Man) 🇵🇸
@kingkang200
@KnightofRue @TheBabylonBee Fair enough, but that is a misattribution and a violation of copyright, I never put a period at the end of that. If you quoted properly it would have an ellipsis (“I don’t think...”)
Jun-20,2021 22:28
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TheRealOneAndOnlyJackFlash
@JackFlash123X
Huge George Floyd Statue Unveiled in Newark https://t.co/9EfY1Ytw8D via @YouTube wait a minute, this is not the @TheBabylonBee or the @TheOnion ?????? @BLM #BLM
Jun-20,2021 22:28
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Brian Pelter
@StopCoronaFear
@d_crossed @TheBabylonBee Nope

Idiots at a college complained a construction crane was a noose

F’kn morons
Jun-20,2021 22:28
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Mr. Bald Eagle
@Dr_BaldEagle
@Caleb45797386 @TheBabylonBee Some of them could only count to 10.
Jun-20,2021 22:28
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Patricia Jones
@1234MimiJones
@TheBabylonBee @99freehold Don’t know’er frm Adam but tht botox’d forehead, smugassed look in her eyes & snide set to her mouth/chin, she doesn’t look like there’d B a pleasant person under all that makeup! 💁🏼‍♀️ Happily, I’ll jus’con’t2NOT know who she is, nor Wht she says her problms are. Peaceout!

Jun-20,2021 22:27
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Garrus
@ISIandChill
@JT2V @TheBabylonBee It will be the great ratings in the history of the world. Yuge.
Jun-20,2021 22:27
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king kang (Malarkey-Man) 🇵🇸
@kingkang200
@mtnrunfx @TheBabylonBee No I have very rigorously studied Swift, specifically her most recent albums Folklore and Evermore
Jun-20,2021 22:27
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Mr. Bald Eagle
@Dr_BaldEagle
Funny because it's Truth!
Jun-20,2021 22:27
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DoneWithGreys
@mtnrunfx
@kingkang200 @TheBabylonBee Need help understanding satire? Fall asleep when your classstudied Swift?
Jun-20,2021 22:25
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miroslav
@nuts2bee
@TheBabylonBee So Brian is gone.😒😂

Jun-20,2021 22:25
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Tim
@Timb540
@TheBabylonBee They Wish!!
Jun-20,2021 22:25
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Ananya Priyadarshi
@Ananya_JaiHind
@TheBabylonBee Great decision 👏👏🤣🤣🤣
Jun-20,2021 22:24
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RonGolf
@Monkeyb32887143
@TheBabylonBee First the Sears catalog (you boys know what I'm talking about). Now this.
Jun-20,2021 22:24
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_BettyCardenas
@BettyCardenas_
@TheBabylonBee Such crazy sht 😆 more lies
Jun-20,2021 22:24
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robert coatney
@shilohrob
@TheBabylonBee @atensnut What an idiot the judge is!!!
Jun-20,2021 22:24
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free2bme
@free2bme0
Love it
Jun-20,2021 22:23
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FloridaLife
@FloridaLife14
@TheBabylonBee @LisaMarieBoothe BB is turning into REAL news.
Jun-20,2021 22:23
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LauraRoseMary
@SeersWay
@TheBabylonBee Imagine if he bought CNN and became the main anchor 😂
Jun-20,2021 22:23
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Citizen
@evangie
I'd watch.
Jun-20,2021 22:23
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Corporate Media are Liars
@beauxtx1
Smart move by your boss, @brianstelter
Jun-20,2021 22:23
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Shanna Matthews
@ShannaM00033818
@TheBabylonBee They would choke on their pride before they did that.
Jun-20,2021 22:22
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R Scott
@snekmeseht
@TheBabylonBee I can't laugh. The evil that is @CNN is just too great.
Jun-20,2021 22:22
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John
@Warrior58d
@ComplexXIII @TheBabylonBee My gawd!! When are you people going to stop going to trump well for gods sake. The guys gone already…give it a rest.
Jun-20,2021 22:22
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Wendy0027
@Wendy00271
@dourpickle @TheBabylonBee We laugh at jokes.
Jun-20,2021 22:21
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David Jackson
@DavidJa88692244
@kingkang200 @TheBabylonBee Not much gets past king kang.
Jun-20,2021 22:21
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Robert J Tague
@muddymildred
@samuelhyde14 @TheBabylonBee @atensnut As opposed to telling them that eating a stunned b4 slaughter lamb might be judged a herositic act. Soon enough religion will be a relic of antiquity to be looked at, just like cave paintings and fossils of dinosaur claws.
Jun-20,2021 22:20
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Black Sheep With A Big Mouth
@zach4vikings
@TheBabylonBee I'll bet those doormen are legit though
Jun-20,2021 22:19
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Dodie
@Dodie50963605
@TheBabylonBee Good. That’s how the nation’s boys should react.
Jun-20,2021 22:19
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Tweets by Kratos
@daddykratos1
@TheBabylonBee Just have him talking in one room and then have a 24 hr response team pointing out why everything he says is wrong and bad. Back to old CNN's rage boner.
Jun-20,2021 22:18
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LittleTweetStories
@StoriesTweet
@TheBabylonBee It’d lose even more votes.
Jun-20,2021 22:18
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Rob George
@RobGeor76047624
@TheBabylonBee I already don't watch CNN, now I'm just going to block it.
Jun-20,2021 22:17
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Connie Stuart
@ConnieS98355626
Guess they think it is stupid too
Jun-20,2021 22:17
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LuAnn Artigues
@lubell212
@TheBabylonBee @BethanySpitfire Boom!
Jun-20,2021 22:16
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Amir 🍦
@AmirBeheshty
😂 this would actually send #cnn to the moon
Jun-20,2021 22:16
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Donald J. Fart bot
@realDonald_Trmp
Loser Announces He Is Building 1,954-Mile Long Loser Hotel Along Southern Border https://t.co/F2YGUFu7Gt
Jun-20,2021 22:16
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Tim Murphy
@TimpatmurphyTim
@TheBabylonBee @LisaMarieBoothe Wake me up when the Babylon Bee gets funny...
Jun-20,2021 22:16
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RurikVonPushkin 🦁
@AristotlePushk1
@TheBabylonBee Federal judges orders goyish man to bake cake that reads, "Death to Esau". Same thing.
Jun-20,2021 22:15
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toni allison🇺🇸
@JACKLINCOLN
@TheBabylonBee You guys are on fire. I love every minute of it.
Jun-20,2021 22:15
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Evan Brown
@EvanBrownAuthor
Half of my Twitter feed today took this seriously
Jun-20,2021 22:14
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scody smalls
@s_codysmalls
@TheBabylonBee Well, they’re already the most effiminate group of males in US History. So there’s that too…
Jun-20,2021 22:14
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Pizza Pasta
@KAGMAM
@TheBabylonBee Zinger
Jun-20,2021 22:14
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The Bloodstone™
@BS2KZ
@CiceroConsulta1 @RealC0rnP0p @TheBabylonBee J! 😂🤣 I had a Becks in my mouth and everthing ya Twat!🤣😂

Saved!!
Jun-20,2021 22:13
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Jeremy J Magnusen
@MagnusenJ
@TheBabylonBee I wonder if Megan the hypocrite is aware that female models make considerably more money than their male counterparts.
Jun-20,2021 22:13
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Jonsey
@joneslillycal
Brilliant as always
Jun-20,2021 22:12
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BILL SPANKING
@Samgoto2
@Spencer_MOOD @TheBabylonBee Well his is senile soooo.
Jun-20,2021 22:12
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Goalie Medic 🇺🇲
@GoalieMedic37
@RealC0rnP0p @TheBabylonBee Awesome you didn't even need to Photoshop him for this meme.
Jun-20,2021 22:12
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Rita
@ritabee8
@TheBabylonBee @atensnut Surely this can’t be real. If it’s his business, no one can force him.
Jun-20,2021 22:12
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Evil Rooster
@Freebyrd5555
@TheBabylonBee Trump wouldn't do it unless he buys CNN first, and then fires Mr. Potato Head, Brian Stelter..
Jun-20,2021 22:12
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J.Fenton Peabody
@83501bpd
@TheBabylonBee They'd get more wood out of Modern Carpentry.
Jun-20,2021 22:11
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Average Bloke
@MeNoPopeye
@TheBabylonBee Yep - he said a few times that he’ll get into trouble for answering questions !
Jun-20,2021 22:10
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blah blah blah
@anthony24612836
@TheBabylonBee Not a bad idea!
Jun-20,2021 22:10
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Skooter Bates
@coahoma47
@dourpickle @TheBabylonBee Genius part is correct, still got the bro thing wrong.....what a dunce😂😂
Jun-20,2021 22:10
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J.Fenton Peabody
@83501bpd
Funny thing... That would work.
Jun-20,2021 22:10
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Average Bloke
@MeNoPopeye
@TheBabylonBee If only that WAS the excuse
Jun-20,2021 22:09
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Average Bloke
@MeNoPopeye
@TheBabylonBee Of course. No surprise if he gets a board position with Nord Stream 2 or Gazprom !
Jun-20,2021 22:08
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OldDvlDog
@DvlOld
@ContextBee @TheBabylonBee Did Capt Obvious write this tweet?
Jun-20,2021 22:08
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Biden is asshoe
@PDuster65
@RealC0rnP0p @TheBabylonBee There's more journalism in the movie Anchorman than in modern news media in real life.
Jun-20,2021 22:08
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